Thursday, June 02, 2005

And in DUH news...

Scientists have discovered that combining the best of low-carb and low-fat diets are best for successful weight loss. Despite the misspent years in college where I was a dismal-at-best bio major, I'm no scientist, but I know shit from strawberries. Isn't what makes low-carb and low-fat diets succesful is the cutting of overall calories? Forget the glycemic index and forget the quick ketosis that helps you drop weight, what both diets have in common is calorie cutting.

Isn't that what Confess Your Sins, er, Weight Watchers, NauseaSystem, er NutriSystem, and ShitFast, I mean SlimFast have advocated? Great Caesar's Ghost, it's like folks just don't see it coming.

Eat less! Move more! Save your money. Cripes.


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